HE SAID She Said FANTASY FOOTBALL Ladies vs Fellas
Hey Ladies! What a way to kick off the season. In the face of ill-advised, chauvinistic talk you showed up just like I knew you would: LEADING THE WAY! While I’m sure the fellas will try to down play it as “just week 1” please believe if it were one of them on top we’d hear all about it!
Shout outs and Congratulations to the top ranking team amongst the ladies and the whole league: Domin8trix who scored a dominating 126 points. Closely behind is my girl, Girl Behaving Badly with an impressive 124 points. All of the ladies but one (I will make y’all proud next week!) scored well over the 100 point mark, only 2 guys did that this week. They won’t admit it but I’m sure they will be worried the weeks they play a skirt!
Fellas, we had an OK start in Week 1. Yes, we have a better combined record than the ladies at 3-2 (shout out to Dnasty, Jacksonville Swaguars, and Mo Risen), and yes, we won our head to head matchup for the week (way to handle biz Mo Risen!). BUT, we were outscored by the ladies 525-444!! Fellas–we got to do better. Remember this is for bragging rights! AND if we lose out to the ladies, I WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT! (Ballers Unorthodocks: we are in this together).
The He Said She Said Fantasy Football Match Up of the Week:
Yours truly Play Action Princess was not clutch enough to pull it out this week. Darren McFadden owns the Denver Broncos and apparently Mo Risen was aware of this fact. In the lowest scoring match up of the week, I was defeated. Me and my homie, Arian Foster will be back Week 2. Congrats Mo Risen: you did your thing!
Things we wanna point out this week:
Tom Brady plays with people’s emotions…last night it was the secondary of the Miami Dolphins
Tony Romo is dead to me
That Baltimore Raven Defense is NOT a game
Kickers are important (Nate Kaeding owners, I share your pain)
Shame on you Atlanta Falcon Offense!
Roddy White owes me more than an apology!
Good Luck Week 2 Ladies and Fellas!